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Mon, 06 Sep 2010 13:29:32 +0200

<ona> stalo se ti n�kdy �es omylem p�i sexu k�i�el ciz� jm�no?
<on> ne, j� z�sadn� k�i��m svoje.

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Thu, 02 Sep 2010 15:31:02 +0200

Taoism - Shit happens
Hinduism - This shit happend before
Islam - If shit happens, take a hostage
Buddhism - When shit happens is it really shit?
7th Day Adventist - Shit happens on Saturday
Protestantism - Shit won�t happen if I work harder
Catholicism - If shit happens, I deserve it
Jehovah�s Witness - Knock, knock, �Shit happens�
Judaism - Why does shit always happen to me?
Hare Krishna - Shit happens rama rama ding dong
Atheism - No shit
T. V. Evangelism - Send more shit
Rastafarianism - Let�s smoke this shit

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Sun, 29 Aug 2010 17:28:05 +0200

PDF. Poriadne drsn� form�t.

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Wed, 11 Aug 2010 09:47:57 +0200

SHOE REPAIR
I will heel you.
I will save your sole.
I will even dye for you.

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Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:28:28 +0200

<a> tak�e douf�m (marn�?), �es p�estal z n� bejt vyjevenej a aspo� se j� letmo dotknul ...
<b> No nedotk
<b> Kdy� j� fakt nevim p�i jak� p��le�itosti...
<a> omylem, ne?
<b> A jak jako omylem? Kdy� sed�me proti sob� na tr�v� a kouk�me na sebe a pov�d�me si, tak j� najednou ud�l�m blubluhehe, m�chnu rukama a omylem se j� dotknu?
<a> se n�jak mus� narafi�it ;-)
<b> "Prosimt� podala bys mi t�mhleto ps� hovno? Nebo po�kej j� se pro n�j nat�hnu..."

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Fri, 16 Jul 2010 13:29:54 +0200

Dneska je venku tak kr�sn�, a j� sedim ve �kole m�sto toho abych sed�l doma u kompu...

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Fri, 16 Jul 2010 10:25:01 +0200

- Everyone knows dihydrogen monoxide is the real gateway drug. It's a proven fact that all drug addicts consumed significant quantities of the substance before turning to the harder stuff!
- I used to drink pure dihydrogen monoxide, but now I've cut it down to only 60% pure, mixed with 40% alcohol to dilute it.

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Thu, 15 Jul 2010 10:55:29 +0200

"J� kdy� se naseru, tak se nezn�m. Tak�e neprovokujte! Nebo V�s slovn� napadnu!!!"

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Thu, 15 Jul 2010 10:08:31 +0200

And then he will present another Facetime commercial that is a touching moment like the grandpa one showing them specifically not touching the gap in the antenna.

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Thu, 15 Jul 2010 10:01:14 +0200

Seattle Sperm Bank review:
"What can I say, I love coming here."

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Mon, 12 Jul 2010 10:56:20 +0200

URBAN DICTIONARY:
"gay buffer"

When you sit down somewhere (usually in a movie theater) and purposely leave an extra seat between you and a person of the same sex.

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Thu, 08 Jul 2010 10:27:34 +0200

Do baru vstoup� kn�z, pedofil a n�siln�k. Objedn� si pivo.

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Tue, 29 Jun 2010 15:34:15 +0200

<RobTitan> The Chile earthquake was magnitude 8.8 which I think also makes a pretty good emoticon for "I'm in an earthquake."

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Tue, 22 Jun 2010 09:46:42 +0200

* +skism np: Lady Gaga - Pokerface [03:46m/128kbps/44kHz]
<+Polynomial> skism you're a freak
<+skism> why?
<+skism> nothing wrong with lady gaga
<+Polynomial> 128kbps
<+Polynomial> you disgust me